Quiz: Do you have Adultitis?

You could. And, man, is it SERIOUS!

Are you exhibiting any of these symptoms?

  • ignoring your dreams and passions to pursue the things that your mom/neighbor/society thinks you should do

  • have a wrinkled brow, hunched or droopy shoulders, a visibly frenetic pace, excessive frowning, or zombie-like stares

  • in a job that makes you want to shoot yourself out of a cannon into a brick wall, regardless of how much they pay you

  • habitually take yourself too seriously while neglecting things that make you smile

  • feel like a slave to what other people think, and mask your true identity from others

Kim and Jason Kotecki, the founders of The Cure Adultitis Institute, encourage you to get tested immediately. It only costs an email address, but isn’t it worth it to avoid succumbing to this potentially lethal disease?

If you don’t think anything on this website funny, I think it may already be too late for you.

If you don’t think anything on this website funny, I think it may already be too late for you.